FLW was involved in the murder of only seven, not six million. So yeah, Nazis win by a level of magnitude. Allegedly raping your cook's wife leading to the murder of seven people in the household you built for your mistress is low level a-holery, but still a-holery.

Look on the bright side: if you believe in the multiverse theory of the universe then there is some plane if existence out there where Albert Einstein actually said that. There is also some plane of existence out there where Albert Einstein is actually a fish trying to climb a tree.

Shhh. Don't tell my kids.

F the haters. It ain't over till it's over.

Came here to say the same thing, as someone who lived in the capital city of the confederacy from age 2 to 18.

Yes. You do sound smug. But I probably sound snide in my response so we'll call it even. ;-)

Sweetie darling, unfortunately you have to cross Pico to get to LAX to get to Sundance and Cannes! But what is east of La Cienega?

Um, because as was already explained, city boundaries are arbitrary and not reflective of the particular common nexii that draw an urban population together (eg common industry, topographical boundaries, etc.)

I'll take you at your word that you are a local, but get out and learn about your city — not just the stereotypes of the different neighborhoods. (1) Hollywood is not a city within LA County - it is a part if the city of Los Angeles, (2) Hollywood is not just a few flashy lights, hookers and smog (eg the The Bowl,…

I had to go through several of his comments and post Rob Ford pics in response. I know. Totally immature. But totally fun! Amazing how appropriate that picture is for almost any situation. I think I may use it as my greeting card this holiday season.

If only you'd written this as a listicle instead and titled it : "The six types of stories most likely go viral and the one type you thought was guaranteed to go viral but never does," with each type illustrated by an animated LOLCat GIF then you'd be world famous now.

LOL. Yeah it was actually engine trouble that got us out of sailing. We had an inboard Yanmar 15 that threw a rod. It was going to cost more to rebuild it than we originally paid for the boat!

Did you even read my comment?

Sorry but what a dick move on your CTO's part. Yes cleaning a head on a boat is a pain in the a** but if you invite guests out it goes with the territory.

And this scene:

Brought down by cooties.

I know, right? How many public access channels from around the globe do I need? The Cantonese version of Wayne's World is amusing for two minutes and then ... zzz. And fully half the channels are praise channels, which is cool if that is your thing, but if not then wading through the channel store is like swimming the…