Oh, and cheers from Germany. Ford Capri Turbo Group 5

What? No mention of Gold Leaf Team Lotus? Heathens!

The French are known to be quirky, so a company named Helem took the Sport Spider, grafted a coupé body to it and shoehorned a V6 into the engine bay.

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Have Onyx/Moneytron ever been anything else but an underfunded venture with some name that had a nice ring to it? Just asking.

Same recipe, European design, American grunt.

It is not Rai, but Hai. Which is Shark in German.

If I had the bucks for getting a Phaeton and keeping it on the road, I´d play let´s pretend by getting one of the big engines and putting a Passat badge on the trunk.

Actually, the A4 has become that enourmous that Audi managed to slip an earlier- A4- sized A3 sedan into their lineup...

I see your Koeniggsegg Regeras and raise you an Isdera Commendatore.

It is a terribly lifeless and streamlined rendition of the original, though.

Leave the Daytonas alone!

Not sure about the LSD, but pot might lead to this:

Maybe we´ll reach “Peak Markup for limited edition Porsches” eventually. Or “Peak It´s a 911, I´ll pay whatever you ask”?! But Peak Porsche? I doubt it.

Well, the “Carp” was available to the layman...

There was one in the area where I grew up, it actually was hazmat yellow, and had decals reading “Bananaboat” on both doors.

Nothing has embodied the term Parts Bin Special more perfectly than this creation.

Now that would make for a fine MR2 Bodykit

BMW completely lost the plot. They´re slapping these Honda Civic nostrils on everything. The 3 series looks almost exactly like its last three generations. The X5 is a boring fridge on wheels. They even watered down the Kidney Grille to something a Chinese knockoff company would come up with, or, as in the case of the…

Dear Nissan Rasheen,