But nothing is being “made your job”. The only requirement is that you take a one-hour course on DV where you will learn to recognise signs and learn how best to support people in abusive situations. You will likely also learn about resources in your area. You will not be a mandated reporter, nor will you be required…

People forget this now, but Billy Squier was a force to be reckoned with at the dawn of the ‘80s. Of course, his luck turned right around the time of the ‘Rock Me Tonite’ video. Some (including Billy himself) blame it for his subsequent cooling streak; others say bog-standard audience burnout was to blame. You be the…

Based on the still above, I am not surprised a boob didn’t pop out. I was actually wondering what brand of bra she was wearing — even when she was being dragged with her arms above her head, her sweater puppies stayed in place. That’s a good fit!

Not that I should be sitting around judging women on their looks, but am I the only one who thinks Tiffany is prettier than Ivanka? Especially now that Ivanka is entering her frozen-face years. She had already dabbled in plastic surgery in her youth (with daddy’s full-throated ‘encouragement’, I suspect), and she has…

Worse than that — it was a ‘temporary’ egress made of wooden pallets, piled up, with no railings.

Look up the ‘Sea Org’ and its creepy (and illegal-as-hell) billion-year contracts...

Your list looks an awful lot like mine (I am poor as hell, and currently living with one set of sheets, but there is no way you will ever catch me replenishing linens at the WalMart up the street, and even when I was homeless I would never set foot in a Sally Ann meal/drop-in/shelter — I did think about going in and…

I (begrudgingly) love the little rat-faced shitwipe whenever he plays for Team Canada, but other than that, I think he deserves a groin-spearing lineup a la the slapping scene from Airplane!

Awww c’mon, even more than “did he say ‘making fuck’?”?

Wasn’t it his briefcase?

Looks like puffins, though I could be wrong. My allergies are making my eyes a little wonky right now — why, you could even say they were “puffin’”, if you were so inclined.

That better be you, Luongo!

M. BooberryPie, not Msr. (wait — is he a monsignor?).

Okay, is it wrong that I’m kinda there for Maggie (as she is in this gif)?

PPS: Does anyone else get a bit of a ‘Leatherette’ (by The Normal) vibe?

Hey all, I don’t know if anyone’s posted this yet (apologies to all if I’m waaaay late to the game on this; I haven’t been around much due to a family emergency, and on top of that Kinja gon’ Kinja, so I can’t tell what’s up or down right now), but I thought y’all might enjoy a fellow Canadian’s take on the fuckery…

What you are describing here is a little thing called ‘confirmation bias’. You clearly have a bug up your ass about all these ‘scofflaw cyclists’, so you’re primed to notice every little thing someone riding a bike does wrong. It is skewing your perception.

Patrick Beta man?

Does anyone else think this looks like Snoop Dogg?

I’m looking at those cans and I’m wondering: did they change it? Are food labels still meant to entice the consumer by showing products in the best possible light? Because if the pictures in the comment above yours show that soup looking its best, I’m frankly surprised you didn’t drop dead upon spying the congealed…