Think how much more protection your guard dog could give if he had a gun, instead of having to BITE the burglar!

That speedo. My eyes. Oh God, it burns.

Reading these lines, I kept thinking, “This has got to be the worst one.” And then I would read another couple of them, and go, “Oh. Oh my God. Okay, THAT had to be the worst.”

Agree with everything you said, but also you need to teach your cell phone to say “fuck".

You’re welcome. It happens, I’ve done it too.

Insufficient starrage.

I can bring baseball bat?

You’re replying to the wrong person.

Especially when you relive it over and over. I was raped while drunk and passed out, 16 days after losing my virginity (thank God!), on Valentine’s Day (of course). I woke up, disoriented, 30 seconds before he finished. Took me until after he came inside me to figure out what the fuck. I relived those 30 seconds over…

He’s defending a rapist. Believe me, if I found out my dad raped a woman, I’d never speak to him again. Blood is thicker than water, blah blah blah - what about the bleeding the victim did from all those abrasions on her body and in her fucking vagina? If you can just ignore that, you’re a shit. I don’t care what…

1253 stars is NOT ENOUGH.

If you forget again, I think ‘moonovermyhamsamham’ is still available...

It’s going to make the pics look fake when they arrive in about 6 months :p

...please tell me that’s faked up.

Entirely possible. I know that his big “nope, not touching it” statement on abortion was during the middle years.

One of the only sane things Harper ever did was to state publicly and unequivocally that abortion rights debate was simply not on the table in the House of Commons. I’m certain (and so is the rest of the country) that he would have LOVED to limit or deny access to abortion - but he knew from day one it was a fight he…

TOTALLY OFF-TOPIC: I may have asked you this before (the old memory-box isn’t working so good right now on account of a few recent, accidental, self-inflicted blows to the back of it), but is your name a reference to Patrick Rothfuss’ character (who needs to be in my life in third book form already — c’mon Pat, it…

You probably don’t want to hear the shocking truth about Foster Brooks then...

Dear god I hope you meant to type ‘coke bloat’!

Those kids’ parents are the most pro-vaccination of all, because their kids are only protected by herd immunity.