And even if you are on that kind of ‘date’, you still need permission. No means no even if you’ve paid for my time. Oh, and no, it’s not ‘robbery’ (hurrr-durrrr) if you breach our previously-delineated boundaries, it’s rape, motherfucker!

Oh, I’m so glad someone noticed my geekery!

I agree with you, but do you think the scene at the end counts in a way (“Two more months...”)?

Dammit Bobby — now there’s something in my eye!

I agree with you, but just FYI: contraceptives have been around in various forms for millennia. For nearly as long as people have been having sex, women have been attempting to take control of their reproductive health. Fortunately, for the most part, we’ve gotten beyond shoving mosses up our vaginae (though if the…

Okay, so I see it’s been mentioned below by a few commenters (and I’ve said my piece there too), but what do we need to do to get the headline/text changed from ‘vagina’ to ‘vulva’? Do the authors read these comments? If not, can somebody TwitFace or MyTime at her or something (clearly I’m a freaking Luddite, so it…

“...you are getting horny, verrrry horrrrny...”

Nooooo! Please don’t let go! We need people to fight for proper terminology. I just went on a huge rant about this above (or below? Kinja!), but it really does matter.

THANK YOU!

This sexual health educator completely agrees with you!

So is your friend’s last name really Bowser, or did she just say that for shits and giggles because she was submitting her dog (Gerry from Derry!)?

Wait, why not Locks of Love? I have a huuuuge bundle of hair from when mine was last past my waist (it got turned into a chin-length bob in one series of snips, so it’s pretty damn long — plus, almost all the hair is virgin, with the exception of the pink underside), and I’ve been thinking of donating it for a while.…

Aaaaaahhh! The different bags one! I thought that was just me! Hate those fucking dreams so much.

Which one of you is Rovell?

Yeah, it was kinda weird to me that she kept using transgendered instead of transgender or trans/trans*, as it’s generally considered to be archaic and incorrect. However, she is trans, and I’m just a cisgender queer gal, so I’m not about to police her verbiage.

K, so I just starred this (inadvertently — I somehow managed to star three comments simultaneously, because Kinja!), but I feel I should clarify that the star is absolutely not an endorsement of the question. I was starring* because it’s such an inappropriate question in nearly every situation. That it happened at a…

No, it’s not. The word is ‘unfeasible’. Also, the ‘writer’ of this piece somehow managed to pluralize “formalities” properly while adding an unnecessary apostrophe to “physical’s” in the same damn sentence! I could be charitable and suggest it is an autocorrect error (perhaps he was using “physical’s” in another…

World’s smallest sea of green!

World’s smallest sea of green!

Professional-Level Petris is what I’m playing right now, and I love you for giving me a name for it!

Wow, thanks! That’s great to know, and I will pass the info along to my long-suffering friends!