I think this is the best example to add to the list - virtually every 4-wheel drive vehicle in the world can be traced back to this - it's genesis. And we do indeed drive a shitload of 4-wheelers around this soiled world of ours.

+1 - that's a winner.

I'll bet that fine made him see red.

Wouldn't pay for it. Alright, $12.32

Ford GT40 - first of its string of victories at Le Mans was in 1966. Another great picture here:

1984 Dodge Colt GTS Turbo

I already have a Caddy convertible to haul around the contestants of the Miss Porkopolis competition during the Harvest Home Fair parade, so no thanks.

My god - a car that would be rejected even by a poser who frequents Club Spark searching for naive 19-year old cosmetology students.

Tebow just needs to absorb Rick Warren's latest book - "A Completion Driven Offense" - and he'll be fine.

Plimpton Comes Alive

That solves one mystery - on their days off, Russian cam girls go to watch the fights at the aquarium.

Sampson the twisted prison guard will bring his 6 D-cell Maglite and gives you a +1.

Drew, after reading the first paragraph your compatriots over at Gizmodo effectively labelled you "leet".

Sigh. It's hard to believe that the Cardinals were beaten by a fucking furry last night.

That's the first time in human history that anal leakage left a contusion.

Come on Zurich officials, you know that noblemen like Sepp Blatter don't have to pay taxes on their FIFAdoms.

How does Sprint's 4G compare in the real world to Verizon's 4G speed-wise? I'm currently on Sprint, but my contract is up in a couple of months, and if what I've read is true, Verizon is much faster than everybody else.

I at first thought, "Oh what the hell, this thing is outrageously and whimsically over the top, it's in good condition even though I don't like much about it. For the right type of meathead, this could be a very fun car." But then I had a thought - somebody wanting a car like this wants it for the posh look, and may…

Mike's friends at the Cincinnati Enquirer held a write-in contest to gather 122 ways that the Bengals could improve, inspired by the ESPN fan poll that ranked them as the worst pro team in North America. Some excellent reading there.

1. Professional baseball player - check