That goal typifies what I like about futbol in general - a takeaway from a diver, crisp passing up the pitch, incredible touch on a crushing cross, and a tower of power finish to put the ball in the back of the goal with authority. I watched that at least 17 times last night.

BRABUS tuned, asshat hooned.

My personal favorite bit is the test of the Communist cars on the old missile base. No performance to be found, just a huge amount of entertainment.

I think it is very instructive that Cubes owned a bar when he was in college and Stan Kroenke owned a men's wear store when he was in college.

The build quality test is epic - one of my wife's favorite (or should I say "favourite") episodes.

Spinelli - Statey was patrolling a county with a casino which is close to Cincinnati, which does not yet have a casino. He sees an endless array of asshuffers driving back to the Buckeye State blasted out of their skulls.

Mr. Wood (also known as the "Duncannon Howitzer") claimed through his agent/lawyer that the ladies in question were well-known gonzo porn directors and he was merely doing a drive-by audition.

Think about the tug and pull it's going to take for those three to come to an agreement

"Tell me more about this Sasha Grey."

Now that is transcendent humor.

I was about to ask how you could possibly know what the score would be, but then a tralfamadorian materialized and gave me the five-fingered facepalm.

The morning after this incisive and important story broke, a driver ran out of gas on the Brent Spence bridge (I-75 and I-71) over the Ohio River. As he tried to push his car out of the way, he was struck by a car involved in a chain reaction collision and knocked over the side of the bridge. His body has not yet…

What in the wild, wild world of sports is a-goin' on here? I hired you people to get some track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City...

Now we're on someone's bed, drunkenly starting to get it on in the pitch black when Sauceman bursts through the door, throws the light on and continuously screams at the top of his lungs, "no cum shots! no cum shots!"

I'm gonna nominate the International XT line of extreme "pickup trucks". Just a bloated, useless, idiotic thing for people that thought the Hummer H2 was cool but too small.

Exhibit 4: Plymouth Prowler

"Oh yeah, well, then I'll just name it "Suck the Fox" - that'll fix you Mr. Mayor."

The poor kid - this topic will bounce around for the rest of her career.

Stupid work! I didn't see this yesterday, and thus didn't have the chance to nominate the Citroën Karin.

I concur. To me, the front looks brutal, not necessarily ugly. The back is ugly. But at least it shows some sign of life.