Quick, ya eejit - go and get the runway stop sticks!

This discussion is completely moot - the final sign that the Four Horsemen are on their way will be the Cubs winning the World Series. Until that happens, we're all safe.

After reading the title, I thought this was about Johnny Cueto.

Serena, once again shootin' at the walls of heartache.

♫ Rock me mama like a wagon wheel, rock me mama any way you feel ♫

This is by no means a fad or a trend, Pole is here to stay.

Rodgers immediately rushed to Miss Morris' aid, apologised to her and drove her to hospital, the court was told.

At the beginning of this scandal,

Obviously Jason Bourne had just carjacked her while trying to get away from the FSB.

"Oh yeah?"

Can't fly. Bested by a lurking human (ok, Turambar was legendarily tough). Ancalagon was bred by Melkor/Morgoth to be the most fearsome and powerful of the dragons. Glaurung was more devious, no question, but that's not necessarily badass.

Ancalagon the Black, father of the winged fire-drakes, mighty enough to drive back the Valar from the gates of Angband at the head of his clan of dragons. Felled by the might of Eärendil in his flying ship Vingilot, his body shattered the triple smoking spires of Thangorodrim, casting them down utterly. His wings…

That totally beats Crassus' fate.

The Grand Wizard had a much easier time convincing the Atlanta Crackers to devote all their home games to the cause.

KITT car? Shit car. CP.

Steve just wants to taste the rainbow.

Ah, Boston-style chili. Made with baked beans, lobster, and potatoes, and flavored with a combination of Bill Simmons' hopeful arrogance and dwindling rancor.

Halifax Rainmen

Samantha,

Pictured above: the split-second before Sepp Blatter received a vicious and wholly warranted bitchslap.