I love the fact that the riot police have obviously practiced getting between the players on the pitch, not just the fans in the stands.

@UweBollocks: That's only because his wife wouldn't let him wear the "Free Mustache Rides Here" shirt. She had to draw the line somewhere.

Oh the humanity!

some of these "Welsh" people speak their own language, which sounds exactly like Uncle Jesse from The Dukes of Hazzard talking under anaesthetic.

My high school alma mater tried the live animal mascot thing, but the angry swarm of hornets didn't seem to appreciate the honor bestowed upon them.

@Prismatist steers with his right foot: Nietze price or crack pipe?

@WhatWouldTebowDo?:

I've seen several Smart Cars in Cinci - including both Brabus and AMG tuned versions, which made me guffaw. Someone in Middle America is buying these things.

It would seem that Edward Low was not Welsh, but was an Englishman born in Westminster.

Well, it's no wonder that ESPN is hyping this any way they can - the last time LBJ made a big TV announcement they totally lost the coverage to another network.

...so Messrs. Ross and Walker warmed up by stretching, jogging and playing catch.

A friend of mine, Miss Hybrid

Congrabulations. Ya gradjeeated! Yer full-fledged tank paratroopers!

@LilyBonesBurana: I should also add that she uttered this gem after seeing the dangling package of a British actor in revealing britches in one of those Jane Austen period dramas on BBC America. We had to pause the DVR so I could laugh for about 10 minutes.

I'm gonna quote my wife here: "Mostly, people don't want to see other people's penises".

@UkraineNotWeak: Given the way the old world has dismantled the new in this round, I think it will be Paraguay for whom the bell tolls this afternoon.

@there4igraham: That's a smug answer that overlooks the actual debate - whether the angular arches look right or not. Tanshanomi loves them and thinks that they belong there. Try as I might, I don't like them on this car.