"Qualifications?"
@Jefferson Tardship: And Tsutomu Shimomura will be right on his ass until the predictable overtake in the mountain phase.
One of Drew's naked slave girls is holding his golden crown, whispering into his ear this warning: "All glory is fleeting"
Plaschke really misses the good ol' days when people were really interested in Dorothy's Hamill Camel rather than her Hamill cameltoe.
@Hatey McLife: Additionally, it's been decades since they sodomized any of their prisoners with toilet plungers.
Deadspin for the UK
"Maualuga was arrested at 1:45 a.m. Friday after officers responded to 634 Scott Street for a report of a traffic accident, according to Covington Assistant Police Chief Spike Jones."
@Grouper Sandwich: Rey was taken on a rockin' stroll, it seems.
I read somewhere that he's gotten a job over at the Christian Broadcasting Network writing counter-blessings against voodoo for Pat Robertson.
@narf: I agree - the dealer agreed to the terms of the auction when they created it. That they were incompetent in the creation of said auction is not the buyer's fault, but theirs.
@asenna:
@Gourmet Spud: Hmm... I'm guessing a combination of Frank's Hot Sauce and sweet pickle relish.
Just rushing the bench wasn't enough to get the T - it was the fact that they bit their thumbs at their opponents that the zebra couldn't take.
@Chris Hanson's Axe: Three Coaches, One Red Cup?
All this needs is astroturf in the bed and it's a winner hands-down.
Goddamn, Craggs, an excellent piece of writing. I've decided I like you after all.
@Juancho: I think he's only half-cocked - the Cards still have to sign Albert next year. Look for a fully hydraulic emeritus at that time.
@HurtsSoGood: Frank Hamer and his posse had Browning BARs loaded with armor-piercing rounds - Bonnie and Clyde were dead as soon as they drove into that ambush.