How the fuck did this article get posted with not a single picture of the subject matter in it?

She wouldn’t have had this problem, she would’ve rolled up to her own casino.

That’s what happens when someone forgets to lock the dieselgate.

Yup. It helps protect your peepers from the Takata shrapnel.

This. Most kart tracks I know of go by fastest time not overall position. If the corner workers were paying attention, he should have been flagged for blocking.

Sleeper Agent.

My biggest complaint with most of the Cinema Sins videos in the last year and change is the ever-increasing run-time so they can pack that much more nitpicky bullshit into them...

My wife pointed out to me that the class of submarine they show in the movie is the Russian Akula class. They literally jump the shark (akula in Russian) right there in the trailer.

Hey, at least the wildebeest has time to say goodbye to his family and get his affairs in order. Ya know? Say all the things he never got to say. Check some stuff off his bucket list. Figure out a willlaaaaaaannnnndddd a lioness just picked him off.

God you fucking communists. They’re only charging what the market will bear. And clearly if there’s a big enough demand by desperate, hungry, starving, and trapped people, supply is limited and prices will increase accordingly.

From those colors, I dunno, sure looks like some might be included.

Fucking white people.

I actually did lift this for off-road benefits as well. But then I bought the green Jeep, and now this thing rarely sees a trail, so the looks just aren’t worth the sacrifices.

It looks like the design of the future, only if it was 1983.

Big deal. I found half of a sleeping UAW worker under the 3rd row of my Traverse.

There’s a photography trope that says, “the best camera is the one you have with you.” The idea is that the best photographs aren’t always the ones that are sharpest, or have the most accurate color, or the most megapixels; but rather the best photographs capture a moment that moves you, and those moments pass…

New options on 2018 Porsches:

Harris on previous 911 GT3: “This is perfection!”

Easy fix : Buy one per each step on your staircase.

Buy them by the case.