She wouldn’t have had this problem, she would’ve rolled up to her own casino.

That’s what happens when someone forgets to lock the dieselgate.

Yup. It helps protect your peepers from the Takata shrapnel.

This. Most kart tracks I know of go by fastest time not overall position. If the corner workers were paying attention, he should have been flagged for blocking.

Sleeper Agent.

My biggest complaint with most of the Cinema Sins videos in the last year and change is the ever-increasing run-time so they can pack that much more nitpicky bullshit into them...

My wife pointed out to me that the class of submarine they show in the movie is the Russian Akula class. They literally jump the shark (akula in Russian) right there in the trailer.

God you fucking communists. They’re only charging what the market will bear. And clearly if there’s a big enough demand by desperate, hungry, starving, and trapped people, supply is limited and prices will increase accordingly.

From those colors, I dunno, sure looks like some might be included.

Fucking white people.

I actually did lift this for off-road benefits as well. But then I bought the green Jeep, and now this thing rarely sees a trail, so the looks just aren’t worth the sacrifices.

It looks like the design of the future, only if it was 1983.

Big deal. I found half of a sleeping UAW worker under the 3rd row of my Traverse.

There’s a photography trope that says, “the best camera is the one you have with you.” The idea is that the best photographs aren’t always the ones that are sharpest, or have the most accurate color, or the most megapixels; but rather the best photographs capture a moment that moves you, and those moments pass…

New options on 2018 Porsches:

Harris on previous 911 GT3: “This is perfection!”

People hate math. Outside of my local circle of ne’er-do-wells who can actually conceptualize what it means to subtract 300 from 600, I get a lot of “man fuck all that math stuff” or “I was told there would be no math” and things like that. Adults counting on their fingers. People who can’t, for example, differentiate…

Sir, your logic and reasoning has no place here. Begone!

You forgot the part in your plan where you have to find a buyer for the privately sold car that is A-ok with not taking ownership of the vehicle they’ve just paid for. Since, y’know, the title still has a lien on it and can’t be transferred to the new owner until the loan is paid off.