Fair enough.

Penguin 1: COME AT ME BRO!

Lock your kids inside the house so they can sit on their asses and get diabeetus.

Can somebody do an article about the insurance cost of owning a Ferrari? I'm more concerned about that than the maintenance cost.

Yawn. Been there, seen that:

That bitch needs to get on down to George Chevrolet for a new car.

I wish that email had a face, so that I could punch it.

All due respect to sim racers (like myself), this guy's reaction is exactly the reason why driving a real car on a real track is galaxies beyond any kind of two dimensional exercise in mental mathematics and pattern recognition, which is what video racing is. I screamed into my helmet EXACTLY like this the first time…

F40 beat the Ford GT. F the F40.

Oh my. They invited him to join kinja. That should really make things better! What could possibly go wrong?

Do it.

I have a feeling the name will live on, but on a FWD car....

I laugh a bit when I think about the magazines saying it was risky for Ford to develop the Raptor. Then it came out and it was a hit, and every magazine was questioning why no one else had done this before.

Le hellaflush

[diesel gets run over by a flock of Raptors out on a joy ride. No one notices]

When did this become deadspin?

Those tasty chips you enjoyed as a child? They were lead paint.

Shouldn't the fact that she's transgender be mentioned earlier in this story? It's very confusing otherwise.

Why would I pay 55k for a hyped up Volt when I can get a Shelby GT500?