Someone else said it much better than I.

This is an obscenely stupid comment, and only an obscenely stupid person would make it. You realize that the 4th quarter actually counts as part of the game, right? and that the 49ers had multiple chances to take the lead from inside the 10 yard line at the end of the game? Hence, they were literally a couple of…

The score was 34-31 and the 49ers had four plays inside the 10 to end the game. What in God’s name are you talking about?

Reminds me of the wipers on an old bus. Not connected, so they never wiped at the same times. I think watching them as a young lad is what created my OCD.

If someone was Gluten Free, a Vegan and also used a DE Safety Razor which one would they be dying to tell you about first?

If someone was Gluten Free, a Vegan and also used a DE Safety Razor which one would they be dying to tell you about…

I don’t think we can talk. bin Laden killed 3,000 people on US soil and we invaded Iraq.

Ah yes, and the Americans caught Bin Laden the day after 9/11, right?

The difference between you girlfriend telling everyone about your small dick and her posting a picture of it on Facebook.

To me, the greatest problem with this story is that Scheffer didn’t face a significant penalty for publishing that chart and those pictures. I know, I know, (lawyers can stand down) he apparently didn’t break any laws by doing this (at least that’s what I understood from reading lawyers here at the time) but I feel…

It was a freak accident, but lets not make it a pointless one. Lets get these guys some canopies!

Checking my calendar ... nope, not April 1, so apparently this is for real? This has all the ugly and a shit ton of the hideous too.

I kind of really like this message. I hope it’s not just hot air.

I know he comes off as a doof most of the time, but he also seems like a genuine good guy. I’m rooting for him.

Because a young man who clearly has an addiction isn’t funny?

WHY DON’T THEY JUST MAKE THE WHOLE CONDOM OUT OF SALIVA THEN?!!?!

How do we know the Minion wasn’t the one to push her out in the first place? WAKE UP AMERICA!!!

Still a better love story than Twilight.