I swear it takes me twice as long to read Twitter Speak as it does regular English.

If girls can wear make up in their driver's license pictures, then so should this kid.

Um, I don't think that is a pancake anymore. However, perhaps it is an entirely new category of breakfast deliciousness! I am so on my way to the store for ingredients!

Suing the state of Arizona for their error for time and money put into restoring the car seems reasonable. Add on lawyer fees and court costs and call it a day.

If $1.80 for a giant churro and a Pepsi is nasty, I don't wanna be clean.

$1000 dollars per MKZ hybrid? Fords gonna have to pay out like...$10000 dollars!

I only get 19. But I've only had the thing since Friday. I need to stop having fun.

So much this. A lot of electronic music is great like, say, Pretty Lights. But Skrillex is like getting glass shards thrown at your ears

In related news Skrillex offered $380K to anybody willing to pay attention to him now that his requisite 15 minutes are up.

nothing captures the thrill of 130 mph like a handfull of still photos.

Here's a video replay of the crash. Or crashes.

I figure most likely scenario is getting road head and as you climax involuntarily hit the key fob with your knee and crash into the jersey barrier at 85 with your coworkers head in your lap... your wife will not be happy if present at your funeral, but what did she expect when you bought a mid-life crisis Camaro ?

I wish my hometown would still do this. Such a cool looking event.

Hooray for casual homophobia!

I know what you're saying, but at the same time I think they (when done properly) are cool as shit.

"It was a huge event where over 100,000 people reportedly watched California Chrome come up short."

Prepare for all the butthurt "ruined ferrari" comments. But Deadmau5's Purrari 458 Italia is running the gumball as well. With Tory from the show Mythbusters.

Jesus, what a series. Good luck, Kings. Kick some ass.

yes please. I'll take three.

Here's the plan: