I have this one on my wagon.

I made this window sticker for my family hauler last week.

You can also let criminals know that you are an under educated asshole, and therefore have nothing for them to steal except some credit cards bills and and TapOut shirts.

I also made a huge mistake on Derby Day. I bet my life savings on Wicked Strong due to a brain error. I meant to deposit it in my checking account.

"great ideas" I also like to sniff ether and wander the isles.

Pro Tip: Stop putting those ugly ass wheels on cars. Please, please stop.

This is absolutely disgusting. I've gone a long time pretending this shit didn't exist, and that was perfectly fine until it started getting thrown in my fucking face. This has gone too far. Now I'm going to have to explain to my children that OWN is an actual TV network.

In the truck drivers defence, the signage is pretty poor. You need some kind of eagle eye to spot that clearance sign and be able to stop your rig in time. It's very close to the overpass and theres a great deal of vegetation around it. Surely this guy cant be the first to smash his trailer against that overpass, and…

I'm Raphael Orlove, and this is Jackass I just learned how bolt patterns work.

I bet that dog doesn't even lift

Let's count the problems with your comment.

So in your mind truck enthusiasts are Tea Party member gun nuts?

Please explain how this has anything to do with either of those.

The Detroit articles about car museums and auto shows can stay, the ones about buying burned out crackhouses need to go though.

We should be able to downvote these articles off the site! And all the ones about Detroit!

Let's imagine that it was a Mexican soldier who accidentally crossed the border to the US on his way to meet friends for a burger and fries.

I agree, this has nothing to do with his truck. This does not belong on jalopnik.

No, he broke their laws. We arrest Mexicans for having 5 grams of marijuana, which would be legal in Mexico.

Thanks, dick. You made me spit up my black coffee.

When questioned about his decision to send the letter, Snyder explained that it was insensitive to the Native American community for Arrington to call himself a "Redskin" when he was clearly "a Brown."