The media (you guys included), had a hand in this. You all (not just Deadspin), should feel ashamed.

"Do not ask questions for which you are not ready to hear answers."

I watched it 10 times and just when I thought I figured it out....

So fugly.

By 2019, the draft will just be done through a BuzzFeed quiz.

For those of us with eyes, brown is a terrible color. It looks good the 2% of the time it's been freshly washed and waxed sitting in direct sunlight, but it's the worst color the rest of the time. Okay, yellow might be worse, but it's down there.

Why are we engaging this person in a discussion?

If you care more about how your car sounds than how it performs, I can't help you.

Last year 15.6 million cars and light trucks were sold in America so the manual diesel Jetta wagon accounts for a whopping 0.024% of sales.

In fact, Hendrick also purchased the first Corvette coupe and convertible, each for $1 million and each at Barrett Jackson auctions last year. All he needs to do now is buy the first 2015 Z06 convertibleand he'll complete the set.

So are you trolling and stupid, or merely just stupid?

Nah, not red plastic. More like this.

AWWW SKEET SKEET MUTHAFUCKA!!!!!

I am drooling over those perfect chairs. But alas, I can already envision them ripped to shreds. My cat is very rude.

I'm honestly shocked that they let you drive in the first place. Whoever would suggest that these things aren't extremely dangerous and difficult to pilot seems seriously uninformed. These things can go from "ooh that was exciting" to "we may need to scrape that guy off the pavement" in fractions of a second.

As one who installed swimming pools to work my way through school: Getting people to understand the difference between concrete and cement is...

I'd say what I really think, but I don't Darren Rovell to contact my employer.

Dang. the ad was longer than the clip.