Counterpoint:

i love how he was bragging about sexually assaulting people, but you spin it into joking. that orange fuckwit could shit in your mouth and you’d grin, chew and swallow it. what a pathetic moron.

woooooooooooooow

Two drunks are stumbling home from the bar one night, and decide to take a shortcut through the zoo. As they pass the lion cage, the lion roars loudly at them. One drunk says “Let’s get out of here!” The other drunk replies “You go if you want, I’m going to stay for the movie.”

Holy shit! My name is Will H too!

Obligatory Simpsons.

Yes, and apparently advising people to walk on lighted paths and lock their doors at night is also victim blaming. Common sense is no longer acceptable in our society.

You Canucks aren't always sunshine and lollipops. My first poutine in Canada was at a place that used chicken gravy. I was so disapointed.

Isn't "not coming off easily" actually the primary function of packing tape?

Did you also know your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device in case of a water "landing"??

My only problem with that comment is that it's under the assumption BBT makes nerd look cool.

It just happens the new version of himself is a cunt.

I was trying to figure this one out too.

Neat. Thanks!