Other than talking about the weather. I'd recommend saying this :

You have algorithms to solve linear 1st and 2nd degree differential equations. What do you want more? "Introducing" differential equations was fatal to describe "change".

Let Pie = 2.3546165165165.

Are you sure you know what "procrastination" is?

Maybe you need to read that article on Lifehacker about brand loyalty and how it's for YOU.

She's definitely a girl.

but 9,83 * 60 ≈ 600.

4 icons here. My Computer, Recyle Bin, Anki and CCleaner. They're the ones I use most.

Get a goat.

$3,000 for a ticket 2 months in advance? What am I not grasping well here?

Oh, and what about iPhone 4/4S? Are they horrible?

Well, we're talking about Chrome 21 now.

Pretty much everyone expected the name "iPhone 5" so I guess it'll be good for the marketing.

iPhone Original

This joke is getting way too old, why don't you learn sth better, maybe later?

Sometimes they need to know for instance that you shipped a particular product to a particular buyer, THEN they will give you the money.

Literally blown away?

It's okay. I think this will actually help some people, but I don't think they will be the kind of people who come to Giz or Lifehacker for that matter.

Any idea who much this thing is gonna cost?

Indubitably.