Get a goat.

$3,000 for a ticket 2 months in advance? What am I not grasping well here?

Oh, and what about iPhone 4/4S? Are they horrible?

Well, we're talking about Chrome 21 now.

Pretty much everyone expected the name "iPhone 5" so I guess it'll be good for the marketing.

iPhone Original

This joke is getting way too old, why don't you learn sth better, maybe later?

Sometimes they need to know for instance that you shipped a particular product to a particular buyer, THEN they will give you the money.

Literally blown away?

It's okay. I think this will actually help some people, but I don't think they will be the kind of people who come to Giz or Lifehacker for that matter.

Any idea who much this thing is gonna cost?

Indubitably.

How much would he sell the company for?

Would you care to share some tips on that? I will be trying to sell my iPhone 4 16GB on eBay...

I use the Address Bar, it's quicker and more practical.

That's very nice. Is that you?

This is my favorite dumbphone. It was very practical.

Not anymore. Sharp will make iPhone screens from now on.