The first time this came up on io9, I suggested the following plot. I still think it’s a good idea. Tell me what you think:

A Haiku on a Nobel Prize-Winning Discovery in Nanotechnology

Ah, Carbon-60!
Buckminsterfullerenes? No,
Call them BuckyBalls!

Happiness

Thanks. Didn’t see that link. I’d still prefer it in-text, but I’m an English teacher, so I’m picky about such things...

Just for the sake of my need for completion, could identify the two nitrites that are used? You mention sodium thiosulfate, and then you tell us the other two are nitrites, including amyl nitrite—but then you say that’s not used as much. So, that leaves either one or two chemicals still unidentified.

If Cassini flew by the satellite five times, does that mean that we can refer to the set of explorations as the Dione Quintuplets?

*foreword

I’m hoping for some clever character-name wink-and-nudge tribute to Gardner Fox, the man who created Jay Garrick AND brought about his return.

I’m one of those rare individuals who LOVE the 1990 Tom Hanks / Meg Ryan film, Joe Versus the Volcano. I think John Patrick Shanley made a delightfully absurd film, and I’ve watched it over and over. That being said, the shark depicted in the the fishing scene is about as bad a special effect as one can achieve.

Yeah, but it was a budget decision. They didn’t intend to do it that way, they just ran out of money, as I understand it.

BBT is often formulaic and sometimes goes for cheap laughs...especially at this point in the run. But it still makes me laugh, and I still recognize myself and my friends in some of the characters at times. Think of it this way: “Good Times” was not an especially funny show, but it was a show that depicted…

Obviously, the pilot is bad. Otherwise, why would she have to save the plane? (Rimshot).

There was little question in my mind that Vandal Savage would be the most appropriate villain that Legends could possibly have. And certainly, based on the photo alone, this guy looks like he could pull it off. Incidentally, according to his IMDB profile, he starred in an Oscar-winning short film called Helium. He’s…

Perhops thats’ the cayse.

While I cannot hope to know how English is punctuated around the globe, in America, the comma goes inside the quotation marks.

Zombie armies march on OTHERS’ stomachs.

A sentient typewriter would punctuate correctly...

Dimensionaut...

Unfortunately, terrorists can use drones, too.

Population increases caused mandatory retroactive abortion.