What’s the point in going to medical school if you can’t write yourself prescriptions?

The MSNBC talking heads kept talking about how unbelievable it was that Stone “was being treated like an ordinary criminal.” Except that’s what he is: an ordinary criminal. At least drug dealers have an honest trade.

Well, if you’d watched the WHOLE video, you’d know that at the end the cops beat the shit out of Rodney King.

“the millennial-focused subscription toothbrush company“

Exactly. As I said as much a the end. I thought it was pretty clear, but in case it wasn’t:

An average 60 year old, diminutive, white, female, middle school teacher probably could have handled all that bullshit with ZERO violence in half the time. Of course, that’s a teacher’s training, experience, and profession. I’m a teacher (and former juvenile PO & juvenile prison guard): I have no hesitations in…

An average 60 year old, diminutive, white, female, middle school teacher probably could have handled all that bullshit with ZERO violence in half the time. Of course, that’s a teacher’s training, experience, and profession. I’m a teacher (and former juvenile PO & juvenile prison guard): I have no hesitations in…

He went under anesthesia for everything. His anesthesiologist actually accompanied him to the dentist’s office for routine cleanings (and somewhere around fifty dental procedures).

A better Democratic “response” would have been nothing but Rashida Tlaib saying “Go fuck yourself, Donald. The only wall you’re getting is the one we shove up your prostate-swollen ass.” Then she could apologize for being an unfeminine lady-creature outside of her natural ovarian comfort zone, curtsy, and drop the mic.

The reason I begrudgingly like the Imagine Dragons: they grew up in the same shitty neighborhood as me. Of course, they went to the good high school in the area, the one specifically built to prevent the upper middle class Mormon kids from having too much interaction with The Ethnics, but still, they count. I don’t…

I’d feel bad for the decent, honest, god-fearing Floridians killed as collateral in a meteor strike, but I would take solace knowing that the other 99% of Floridians would probably be too busy robbing liquor stores using alligators as their deadly weapon, selling homemade meth to youth groups from behind Baptist…

Plus all of the people killed and maimed between the exodus of the Japanese and Dien Bien Phu, since the French only stayed in “Indochina” because we were paying them to.

You’re startin’ to catch on to this whole “America” thing, ain’t ya?

They swear an oath to obey LAWFUL orders. A “duty to obey orders” is what gets people executed in Nuremberg.

Captain America doesn’t represent what America was or is, he represents what America should be. He’s aspirational. Even when he was punching Nazis it was aspirational; the date on his first comic was seven months before Pearl Harbor, the work of a patriot and a young Jewish editor trying to garner support for European…

November 9th: “I don’t know Matt Whitaker.”

The illegal policy changes have taken effect, though, or at the very least have been ordered. The lawsuit just requests the judiciary to block the Trump administration’s blatantly illegal policy prior to harming the people it’s specifically intended to harm.

Government by meme. It doesn’t get any stupider.

Or, in the case of the original article, fully 1/6th of the people they interviewed were as concerned with the anxiety that postage stamps cause or the insurmountable difficulty of the post office as they were with “perfect candidates.” Or the guy who thought his parents were better educated about politics because…

Do you want to be smart, like one of those people going around knowing stuff? Or do you want to Own The Libs?