That’s the main point of so-called “sanctuary cities.” So that immigrants — who are more likely to be victims of a crime — can feel safe in calling the police. In my city, every year or so another group of men goes on an illegal immigrant robbing spree (Spree of robbing illegal immigrants? Pattern of the armed robbery…

First: good article. Well-written and insightful, especially for a child’s cartoon.

Exactly. The fact that we’re arguing over bump stocks and not machine guns is that gun bans apparently work pretty well.

It’s taught during the third week of Racism 101. As long as you don’t use overt racial slurs, it’s not racist. Nancy here was just relating demonstrable facts, after all, never calling anyone the N-word, and therefore YOU’RE the REAL RACIST because you’re calling her a racist.

while holding a Lime-A-Rita

Merritt also dispelled the notion that Harris was seen attacking Crews in a 5-second video clip that has been making its rounds on social media along with various comment sections purporting that Harris hit Crews with a pipe.

Because these “revelations” are a distraction. They’re probably true, but that’s beside the point. The Weinstein news cycle started as “NY DA drops Weinstein charges after campaign donations.”

God have mercy on my soul, but she’s right on this part. I, and many others, have not made this our number one, constant priority, and so our “liberal” Democrats represent that:

Except, due to aging (curse you, God!), we will almost certainly have a super-majority Heritage Foundation, Liberty University SCOTUS by the time for years are up. Certainly by the time anything arising from this hits the courts.

He did it because he owned 50 machine guns. That’s what they’re for.

Conversion isn’t so difficult. Apparently he used bump stocks, which are cheap and legal. Oh NRA! Is there anything you CAN’T do?!?

“Casinos have 100 percent coverage of virtually every square inch,” he said.

She’s not dead, she’s in the Phillipines.

He’s a local. Actually, he’s from Mesquite — Cliven Bundy’s town 90 miles down the road — but close enough to be considered a local.

He’s from Mesquite, Cliven Bundy’s neighborhood (or at least the closest place for the Bundy family to buy groceries). I’d be surprised if it it DIDN’T have something to do with sovereign citizen whack jobs.

Simply because juvenile courts are totally not set up to handle cases like this. Usually murder, attempted murder, and sexual assault is tried in adult courts, nationwide.

Fanboys are the worst, and I think I can prove it. With the proper exposure, the following statement should break the Internet:

For the record, I really do have a life-threatening allergy to cats. They can kill me. My airplane solution? If someone on Southwest has a cat, I don’t sit within ten or twenty feet of them and I take an antihistamine in the morning, although I stopped carrying an epipen because of airport security and x-ray machines..

Part of a tradition going back thousands of years. The standard largest paper size — A0 — is used and then folded in various halves to get all of the common sizes we use today.

More information about the relationship between Big Literature and the Military Induatrial Complex: