Whywolf
Whywolf
Whywolf

I'm a Respiratory Therapist so I have many a stories about sputum flying across the room (hitting me in the face one time), bloody sputum flying out of trachs hitting the opposite wall or someones shirt, etc.. I also work in a burn unit so I have seen many a nasty things, but I have only gagged twice in my career.

That first bulldog is MY IDEAL. I like 'em short-legged, swaybacked and close to the ground, like Marc Antony in the cartoons. And I want to snorfle those soft little ears.

I knew pretty early in my young adulthood that I didn't want kids. Everyone told me I would change my mind when I got older. I'm 30 now and my mind is still pretty anti-children. Everyone still keeps telling me I'll change my mind when I "find the right man". I don't think so.

Wearing a glove decreases sensitivity and makes the food porn last longer.

1. Make sure that your man is cured to a water content less than 80%. Your man should then keep without spoiling at larder temperatures for a time depending on fat content.

I am happy to hear that bisexuals are hugely endowed. I hope they use it well, and touch many people.

I'm starting out early and endorsing Scotch.

TEAM WEED

I wonder if they miss me.

Personally, I'd swap out Donnie Darko and replace it with A Boy And His Dog, but that's just me. Pretty solid list.

Yes. Yes it does.

I just tried to put that gif on facebook because I am a sensitive baker and Peeta lover and was way too amused but it has some kind of privacy settings built into the file that are far beyond my googlefu that prevent its facebooking. You must have powers in addition to your delightful wit!

Plus he fell in love with this girl when they were five and she wore her hair in 2 braids and sang real pretty and when she was starving he fed her even though he knew his momma would beat him and then he tried to die for her in this ridic reality show but they won together but she didn't love him back and it made him