For me, it is the catch rule. Or rather, what it has come to represent: the slowing down of the game (which already has only about 10 or so minutes of actual action in 60 minutes of game clock or 3+ hours of real time), so that we can parse video frame by frame and grown adults can argue with a straight face that a…

The Pats could have brought a fan onto the field during play, shot them, and still have the refs give the Jags a penalty.

Not sure why Curt chose to “@” Donald Trump in those last 2 tweets.

Trump should learn some history before he mouths off again. You know what great American also didn’t stand for the National Anthem? FDR.

The mechanism is your arm. The filter in the French press is a “moving part” in the same sense that, like, a hammer is a “moving part” when you lift it off a tabletop.

(You’re not alone.) BUT GODDAMMIT. JUNIOR MINTS???

They literally didn’t kneel during the anthem - the source of the “controversy” in the first place - but they get to reap the “benefits” of appearing to take a unified stand (against, uh, nothing, actually.) Like, yes, as a team, literally doing nothing would have been better, because it would have at least been an…

you’re really bending over backwards for some excuses.

John Hodgman should ABSOLUTELY be Trebek’s replacement on Jeopardy.

If/when Trump crashes and burns, I really hope he realizes how much this is completely his own fault, instead of trying to blame Clinton, the media, and the GOP.

Accidentally clicked through your comment, but was able to retrieve it by swiping back, and to the left.

My car has a very small trash bin in the back of the center console. I shove receipts in there, and other small things that won’t smell horrid if I don’t empty it for five years.

Jon Gray is a young and strong pitcher who, if everything goes just right, could be a legitimate ace for anyone other than the Colorado Rockies.

If he wants to check out stuff that still haunts Colorado for over 100 years, he only needs to look to Sand Creek.

I understand that field variability is one of the defining features of baseball, but I don’t think “flat” is an unfair standardization for MLB to introduce.

If the players are having trouble with tablets, they should probably just stick to the injections they're used to.

I'm writing a screenplay called "Marmy & Ek", it's about two fun-loving detectives who solve crimes all day and make love (not to each other, to hot babes) all night. Also they are geniuses and really good at MarioKart

The only way this story gets fully 'vetted is by Todd Haley getting in his and cruising down main street asking babes if he can "hit that."

Hell yes. What kid wants to eat mint on Halloween?

Welcome. And it is true, in my county, as long as there is no evidence of neglect, you can technically own an infinite amount of cats.