What's my age again?

Okay, that's not entirely true. My neighbors did burn down their house last year, so I saw flames then. This is very, very different though.

I've lived here my whole life and never seen flames from my back patio. And it's only June. Can you imagine leaving? What on earth would I take? 3 dogs? 3 cats? 2 lizards? My social security card?

Oh my.

Apple Shampoo.

Nice choice. Hearted!

DU!AN Diary,

A day late, a buck short, I'm writing, the report. Happy '90s.

One night I was doing some knitting by myself, because I'm single and cat obsessed and not funny and don't understand sports or Deadspin, and I knitted a big hang in there kitty wall portrait. I look at every day, because, that's what we all have to do, right?!?! Hang in there!!

So, I got caught up in that fake ska/punk fad of the 90s.

Dear DU!AN diary,

I don't think so. I'm a Rockies fan, and my best friend/hopefully-someday-marry loves the Phillies. So I follow the Phillies and like them enough, but I would never give up on the team I grew up with, even if they are on pace to lose 100 games.

I, too, am not sure what the point of this comment is. My take-away from the Mariotti article? I do read Deadspin, I do give an ounce about sports and sports writing, and if the portrait AJ paints of Mariotti rings true, the attempt to have him cut out of a particular industry is totally relevant and apparently…

Show me the way.

All good answers, but of course PolkPanther wins. My friend had to pull me away, with force, from the kitten adopt fair at PetsMart today.

So, I started to write a post, then realized I should go the Jeter route and let DU!AN fill in the rest of the story.

Well-played, Gamboa. That's an amazing video.

A very belated +1

In case it hasn't been discussed, you can now star your favorite friends on Facebook. So, you know, life goes on?

And Yuni will always find a way into the lineup.