You would, you filthy bastard.

That's the thing. I live in a BIG state. They try to give very precise forecast areas over very specific areas. So when they start talking about an area of 15 miles, and give 6-20 inches, it's a bit vague.

Yes. You don't even have to make it a personal foul.

Winter Storm Warning DUAN!

Not only about chemistry pranks, but protectionist trade policies too! It works on so many levels.

Bring on the revolution. I worked in restaurant for years.

Hahaha. Why lie?

I'm from Colorado! I got all of that! Except I am ringing up bananas and having greyhounds bleed to death.

It's Colorado. There's snow on the ground.

Oh, greyhounds.

ESPN just listed at least three reasons why Minnesota should be winning. And yet, 26-20 Clippers, 44 seconds left in the 1st.

It's been done. Enough.

Okay, that's it.

I hadn't seen that. Not sure ...

It actually was supposed to be a joke, with some funny responses I could share with you fine folk. But it was all kittens and "boys are terrible people."

Because I got approved and hearted by the Jezzies the other day.

@ Achiever,

Greyhounds are too beautiful.

You prefer a hotdog over a greyhound? Oh, we have issues.

@Always Winning