It wasn't really a knock on Cubs fans. Just the awkwardness of the conversation. Alex Trebek wouldn't have let that happen.

It was just so marvelously awkward. How long has Pat been hosting this show forever and he seemed absolutely stunned.

Beautiful, Wheel of Fortune moment:

And watch out for IronMikeGallego. He thinks he's all tough. He's the James Harrison of DUAN.

Ignoring everything else, isn't that a great book?

So you're not coming?

So, if you weren't around recently, you may not know that Yuni and Always Winning, in a tribute to mediocre shortstops everywhere, got engaged.

Three bad plays in one inning: [mlb.mlb.com]

Why do the 3 acclaimed burger joints not exist in my state? I already exist in the post-modern, alternative universe, I suppose.

How much older is Mom from son?

Okay, someone told me who Precious is.

Umm, you and me.

Unrelated, but we got engaged earlier. Thought you should know.

Wait ...

You are right. And I'm giggling like a school girl, WHICH I AM NOT.

Who the hell is Precious? A dog, I assume.

I miss shuttledik or whatever his name was. I also really miss THE MENTALIST. And RED-HEADED STEPCHILD. And anything else that can be put in ALL CAPS.

Always Winning means AlwaysStartYuniEveryDay is frightening.

I think it's awesome that I have no job yet somehow quit 2 jobs today.

Well, let's not get too technical with our affirmatives.