What goes in the woodchipper? The dog or the carpet? If the dog, I can't believe IMG gave you a +1 for that.

Two things for you:

Ha.

Two things:

Evidently. It was the greyhound. There's 18 inches of snow on the ground. What on Earth did he cut it on?

Not funny, this would happen to Yuni, problem.

I don't know, that WhynotstartYunieveryday is a force. Even if she never makes jokes or comments during the day. Some of us have to ring up bananas all day, you know!

This article summarizes exactly how I feel [joeposnanski.blogspot.com]

Ha, I drew Yuni Betancourt. I'm giving him pitchers who still haven't figured out that he will swing at anything.

Interesting topic — what people go through. Several thoughts on the matter. Last time I checked (which was a few years ago), lumberjacks had the worst safety record. Even then it was a small percentage. The US — even when people skirt the law — has strict regulations. Coal mining is pretty safe in this country, just a…

I decided, at 31, that teaching high school kids wouldn't be nearly as fulfilling as ringing up bananas at Target. I'm happier, except I can't pay my bills, and I don't know what my next step is.

Honestly, I have told guys that. They are MANLY MAN who will persuade me to their side. I had to google John Amaechi, that's *so* funny!

I agree with you. As has been shown in recent weeks, new boyfriend is not an actual adult. I wouldn't dare introduce him to my guy friends.

Way to cut to the heart, SSE. I guess the problem is, as everyone on Deadspin knows, I'm hopelessly in love with one of my guy friends. But it is true that I will never let anyone keep me from my life. It's all I have now.

Bellwether, I'm sorry about your job. I hate blessings in disguise. Blessings in disguise take me from me tenured education job to ringing up bananas at Target. Anyway, I think others have said, be honest, the former company can't say very much (libel/slander drama), and find something better. I hope it's not at…

All right, DU!AN Boys Club ...

I actually — honestly! — was thinking about you just yesterday. What's new around here ... the continual debate over +1s, AJ's leaving us, Phin lost his star, Azure caused quite a stir over at Gawker (and, as a result of said stir, Always Winning must be reminded that he has an adorable little heart in his name),…

Was it corrected or do I not know where my own state is? Looks right to me.

In 2005, I was out of college, married to a guy I shouldn't have married, dreaming of changing the world, and drinking way too much. Now I'm not married, not dreaming, and not drinking.

Already did that mess. It's like I'm in an Indiana Jones movie, and I fall into every trap possible.