I've got three of them. Yum yum!

This place has holes in the wall. Did you not read last night's DUAN? I'm poor !

Oh Maloik, the evil one, of course.

I have beautiful bowling foot funk.

Hahaha. This is just a pleasant Saturday diversion. I can't afford that stuff, even though that Hello Kitty ball is pretty awesome.

Dear Neighbors,

Yeah, the place I bowl can't really afford light bulbs, so it might not be a technique problem.

St. Petersburg, Russia. Is it the Venice of the north or swampland? Worth killing thousands of peasants?

My problem is discovering stuff I don't own. People move out of houses and just leave all the crap they don't want. Creepy dolls with sayings like "You’re Stressing Me Out!", or inexplicable amounts of paint cans, etc. You get your home inspected before you move in, I think there should be a follow up inspection where…

So I ripped into the Rockies last night on Twitter for their pathetic offense and bringing up a guy from Double A to start tonight's game. So, Nicasio pitched 7 innings, no ERs, looked dominant at times, and also looked comically absurd trying to bat at the big league level. Fortunately the Rockies bailed him out with…

Aww, Uwe, that just sucks.

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Well, it's still a great thing anyway whatever the reasoning. Just don't forget to send an invite to "WhynotstartYunieveryday" somewhere in Colorado. I already mentioned the merits of the post office below, so I'm sure they will find me.

Well, all the best for you.

At least you're infrequent. Some just disappeared together. I figure if I mention Achiever every night he will come back.

Sounds like a winner. When is the date? (Was the date?)

I don’t think it’s a big deal. They are just threatening more fines to the $177 I apparently didn’t pay them. But I did pay them, so I don’t think you can fine $0.

This is my dream.

THIS, everyone (all three of you still awake), is why I want to know why I'm still single. I don't watch silly TV shows, I like video games, dogs, sports, and do not weigh 300 pounds.

Remember when you asked me to write a letter to the girl explaining the lure of Deadspin? Haven't written it yet, but it will be on your desk Tuesday morning with a donut and a large cup of coffee.