Desi,

TJ

Girls love photographers, so not a creep at all.

Baseball Instant Replay DUAN ...

You don't love Pete Wentz and ketchup chips?

The creep in glasses or the other guy who got cropped out of the picture?

That's what you get for ditching me at prom for that slut Heather Sinclair.

Ubaldo has turned into Jose Lima — minus the fun.

It's very simple, Cobra.

I've been on that wagon for years. Even when he did lose his glasses.

I don't think anyone is awake.

So sometimes I like to relax with my Sega Genesis and play a little game called Alex Kidd and the Enchanted Castle. The music is worse than the title. So then I listen to this song because ... well, maybe you need to play the game.

I don't know. You've got an ace with a 6.67 ERA and one starter batting above .300.

The better image is a group of guys, each slowly leaving one at a time, until one guy is left with the tab and starts looking for change.

@Tulo,

@ SSE

Maybe it's me, but it seems to me if you're drinking in biblically sized portions, it gets to a point it doesn't really matter what you're drinking.

Yeah, I always figured titanium was the stuff they used to make the space ship.

That bar tab is more than the value of my house, which I have to pay in monthly increments for 30 years. Even if you do have that kind of money, how do you pay that bill?

And that's why you start him everyday!