Haha.

Me too.

Did anyone else take the Gawker media census? I feel like Gawker knows a lot about me now.

He might not be worth all the talk

Where is my frickin' letter then? I'm not going outside again. It's cold!

I don't know.

I thought we decided I won.

Those are words you shouldn't know.

I’m watching the Rockies play Arizona. Isn’t there something just wrong about the "D-backs" uniform?

Okay, she was actually kinda mean. I accidentally took her pen and she yelled at me. Who knows what she did to my pizza.

They are actually kinda good. But it's early.

What's really weird is the absurdity of this t-shirt. Really, only an 87 year old grandmother of Alex Gordon should wear it. It's got gems! Italicized print!

Can ya believe it?

So I ordered pizza. I'm wearing a KC Royals t-shirt. The sweet, naive, delivery girl asked me if I was from KC. I said, no, just a fan. She said, "that's weird."

Well...

It could be worse. The guy you were potentially procreating with could have your mother's name.

.

Seriously, I am a Rockies fan. Why are we starting this guy?

No. That is why it is annoying.

Talk her into? Dump her.