Never mind, I don't like what I wrote.

@SYSL, I'm not sure who your comment (the alter ego one) is directed to, but ... yes, I feel very creepy now.

I meant that I play such games, and perhaps that's not a good endorsement.

Okay, I know this has been discussed before. The creepy Facebook ad with pictures of FB people who like Deadspin. So my real name is currently there (which, surprisingly, is not Yuni Betancourt), although it’s not my account. And I swear to all of you that the FB photo for this individual is a hang in there cat. I'm…

That was a seriously long agreement to even enter the site.

I'm sending you a box of black sharpies. Wise them wisely. I'll also send some black tape.

People like me do. I don't know if that is good or bad.

Fed my dogs. Fed my lizards. Fed my cats. Cleaned my fish tank. Contemplated that perhaps I have too many animals. Did a load of laundry. Went bowling. Went to the Colorado Rockies game in 35 degree weather. Rockies won 4-1.

Sure, pretend like you're not already calling me at 3 in the morning.

Ha!

I'm proud to see that my state may be entering the 21st century.

What's wrong with the Cubs?

See you in five minutes.

Nice! Can I get one of those too?

So in case anyone is keeping score, cooking is not on my dating resume.

Since you didn't get a +1 from Uwe, I dropped off a treat for you at your office.

Here's how I roll.

What does he get instead?

For those of you doing just about anything besides keeping up on the Brewers/Astros game, Yuni hit a home run tonight. I'm so very proud.

There are no words for how much I love the phrase "go bananas"