Everyday is a bad day.

Shit, I love this whole album.

I saw Starlin this weekend at Coors Field. Yikes. He is outstanding.

Bad days DUAN ...

I'm sorry. I'm not trying to be mean. But it's true. I don't have a star either. I'm not that funny.

Jeez, I’m so tired of picking on you, but really, canker sores? You know where they come from, right?

The key to getting a star? Make funny comments during the day and NEVER mention your lack of star-ness.

Just skip the first sentence. Drug abuse isn’t funny.

Favorite Sounds DUAN...

Wow. Life just sucks.

I don't think he is an enigma. I think he is an idiot whose legend has been largely overplayed.

You didn't think the Nugs were going for the 4 corners offensive?

First rounder is present. I'll let Phin fill in the details. Don't they have little markers telling you how far your next shot is? Or are you that bad?

Rasputin may still be alive. He may be here ... RIGHT NOW.

I guess my point was to experience their lives, not to be actually be dead.

(1) Don't buy a Droid

Phintastic is very busy.

Dead Celebrities DUAN ...

The Rockies — even with their silly purple jerseys and black vests — have the best record in baseball. Win-percentage wise, they are ahead of the Royals/Indians/Yankees.