I'm seriously watching a show where one of the male characters told a female character that the key to being sexy was to tap into her "cat energy." Then he got all on fours and meowed.

I missed most of it, too.

Ha! It got to the point where it seemed like they weren’t sure who they were rooting for, so they made some comments about the Rockies players, such as "Chris Ianneta is one of the greatest catchers in the game". Then the conversation digressed into the merits of hot dogs, especially the versatile nature (breakfast,…

This sort of relates. I return to my car tonight to find a guy doing a #2 behind his car. At least I don’t ever have to see him again.

Just got home from Rockies/Cubs game at Coors Field. Lousy game, Rox lost. Now, to be absolutely clear, I am not advocating violence at sporting events by any means. But I saw a lot of Cub fan behavior that made me think "this why people get beat up." The Cubs fans sitting behind me were trashed before the game began…

Unrelated, for the record, no one ever actually cares.

I'm 31, out of shape, and have decided that I am going to run a 5K in two weeks.

284 comments, c'mon Compurrtriats, we gotta reach 300.

I just bought the new Trivial Pursuit and it's awesome.

Um, so not to complain about the re-design, but are hearts gone?

For the record, he barely spoke English and seemed confused by the concept of "dinner".

If I'm speaking for most of DUAN, um, go away?

He can't have all of them??

For the record, Yuni rocks at Trivial Pursuit.

I had a dinner date leave me before first course, so yeah, lots to lose.

LBabe, are you serious? I figured out how to get a male attention and a date at like 12.

Ha, I hate/agree with that.

For me, yes.

Sure. Speaking of minors, whatever happened to Julian Vargas?

For the record (and everything on the internet is on the record), my life gets better when Prick Top shows up. This school doesn't have AP ... but AP kids are high maintenance so maybe it will just be a fun diversion. Yuni has different long term plans anyway.