Well, this article just taught me I have a micro penis, despite being of average erect length. Thanks Mark...

Funny part is.....I nuked Megaton for the sole purpose of getting rid of her....only to find she survived!!! D: Scared the shit out of me.

I enjoyed the movie. The action was great, with some incredible scenes (the axes/dark scene as a standout). Chris Evans played what was probably his best dramatic role yet. I loved the characters played by Tilda Swinton and Alison Pill (The "school" scene was by far my favorite, amazing). The art design is incredible,…

Quicksilver had the BEST SCENE IN THE ENTIRE MOVIE IT SHOULD HAVE JUST BEEN ALL ABOUT HIM!

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This is basically idiot criticism bingo, so I'll just put this here so I can point to it in the future.

Not gaming-related, but still...

"'His problems,' he said, 'aren't as bad as he thinks they are.'"

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