Chewbacca and Han are sitting in the wrong seats. How can anyone with THAT attention to detail in regards to the ship and its inner workings get THAT wrong?

CONSHY STRONG.

Looks photoshopped to me. I can tell by the pixels.

Based on that poster, Emilia Clarke plays Sarah Connor while a bustier woman plays Sarah Connor’s chest.

Sooner the Cavs blow this series, sooner I can go back to watching the Indians finish in last place. Johnny Football?

Jon Stewart: “Tommy...you cheating fucker.”

Convertible + wing = poser. You don’t say “I want the most in your face car on the road and track” and then say “but I need the top to be soft so when I’m racing past everyone they can see my glorious hair waving in the breeze”.

The rule may be dumb, but Rose admits he broke it. There really are greater travesties.

My dubious argument for skyscrapers—

i literally just had my host cancel our 4 night stay with no preface as to why. when i messaged him he said and I quote: “There was a death in my building involving Airbnb - given this, my landlord is forcing me to cancel.”

It kills me that I don’t have thousands to spend like these people yet I consider myself smart enough to not fall for something like this. What are stupid people doing right that I’m not?! Do I need to hit myself in the head with something blunt to become wealthy?

2015 and people have yet to learn how to navigate the scam sea that the internet is. Every story has red flags all over it and those people happily parted ways with several thousand dollars without thinking twice. Impressive and unfortunate.

And that’s a fair argument. The angle coupled with the height could have made the puck look deeper in the net than it actually got. And because the overhead, which was straight with the line, wasn’t conclusive... Toronto ruled the way they did.

Illinois... Ill-a-noise
I swear there’s an S sound in there.
I got corrected (harshly) at an airport once, by some woman that was offended at my pronunciation of her state... Imagine her offence when I informed her how very little I actually cared about her state/person/opinion.

Well shit, when I worked at a camp all we did was raise an adorable baby brown bat that we’d found abandoned. Unfortunately, it was pre-widespread-internet-connected-phones, so nobody knew how best to feed it, and turns out the milk we’d been warming to feed it was a bit too fatty and it didn’t make it. However, up…

Say YARP one more time. Say it!

I went with Sabine Schmitz, Ted Cruz and Danny DeVito, because that’s a show I’d watch pretty regularly.

Your headline prompted me to come in here and say something like, “lemme get somea that sweet stuff you’re smoking” but over the course of the article... you’ve convinced me.

I have also encountered this problem with attorneys in small towns. Some of them feel the need to take anything they can get their hands on to pay the bills. I always cringe when I file a lemon law case where the car was sold through a small town dealer. I often see the wackiest answers filed by the guy who handles…

....but they have bigger boats than you.....