"At 5'11" he won't beat you with speed...or his driving ability"

unrelated follow up question; is bam margera the biggest asshole in the world or merely top 10?

this is NOT how they play defense in the 209

i heard mo williams sent him a lovely muffin basket.

last summer i worked at a plasma physics lab and all i have to show fromit are my lousy deadspin commenter privileges....geez

the 209 also must have an express mens outlet

i dunno about fucking my clone, but i'd certainly try to fight it to the death

i honestly cant tell you how much hatred that enterprise guy inspires from me and my roommates.

clipboard jesus

the 22 year old virgin

boo-urns

ive heard wanda sykes is a gentle lover, but from personal experience id have to disagree. thoughts?

"weaver actually saw him splat"

wait why is this on here?

time to shine! im relevant!

"Like the people of New Jersey's shooting-est city"

speaking of custom McFlurry's, i recently, after several denied requests, got a McDonalds to make me a McFlurry using the shamrock shake ice cream. bliss.

didn't realize gus johnson was moonlighting for the wings.

@Ben Lutter: hank hill is offended

@100percentinjuryrate: only very, very lonely