i really wish that headline ended at the coma, kinda hoping for a mack brown on ecstasy story

@YarbookPhoto: lee said he was gonna go to the highest bidder next offseason. so we got halladay for cheaper. not a bad deal.

yeah but eli never gets past hand holding

yo not to ruin this with a serious comment, ive seen suh play numerous times. that mans an animal.

"i saw my mommy kissin santa, who then devoured her."

i think im gonna start a tally, sitters vs standers, in every bathroom stall

south jersey sitter right here. id fight a goddamn war over this subject.

im pretty sure bobby petrino called gilyard a faggot on twitter.

ladies and gentlmen, Poor people!

"urbans bitches dont even do anal"-lane kiffin

looks like she needs a long relaxing weekend riding roller coasters at six flags.

they only shot the black part of the tv...just sayin...

@sir_pantsalot: yes! my fondest memories of middle school are playing wall ball back by the schools tennis courts, which were slowly being overrun by bamboo. everytime someone went up against the wall i felt like they were getting executed in a vietnamese POW camp.

whats that you say? cancer still not cured?

wheres the goddamn open mailbag, ive been in lecture for 20 whole minutes.

schools really dont have full time athletics trainers? my high school had 70 kids a grade and we had one.

to be fair the truck was a jiangling landwind

@Phintastic: cheering for duke is cheering for freedom, or racism i forget which.

@ChanHoParkour: my bad, still feelin for where the line is

yeah but what about donaghy's claims that, in fact, no magic whatsoever happens during the nba playoffs.