Not cool to call a man/kid out on prom night. That said, fuck UCLA

I hope he balls while the appeal is in the works. He used PEDs, so the fuck what? I would rather see him suspended for being a huge dickhead then for trying to go HAM on some baseballs. BRING BACK THE JUICE!!!

This entire story is FAN-fucking-TASTIC , and just got immeasurably better. Look at his shirt, without and preamble you know it's some honky saying "nigger". I think Riley Cooper is extremely, extremely, extremely stupid.

Doesn't Dickie Ecklund usually jump out of the window when he fucks up?