$1500 per week? Wheres the line?

Pair 'em with the San Antonio Floppy Taco mascot and you've got a simple Mascot Innuendo Porn scene ready made.

Green M&Ms were the Viagra of the 80s elementary school kids.

+2

Sometimes a prank is just a prank.

Mindless shenanigans to the point of illegality are easier for some people to handle than an endless tempest of emotional swings. (speaking in purely useless stereotypes)

The imagery of Bachmann "taking it easy" and "making it last all night" is very chilling.

Also not a sport by your definition: Football. When the Raiders play. Seems fair.

Not.A.Chance.

I need a definition of "like". Im moderately ok with stuff all across the board, but not really behind anything enough to considerate it a....passion or something I follow or necessarily even have an appreciation for. As long as Im not "unibrow"....

Leave Jay Cutler alone!!! Wait....

Team pies move? I think we just took the lead by standing still.

Concise. I like.

Oof. Such a pun.

Fine. But you should at least provide her with some Handi-Wipes or something.

Poor Irin. I cant imagine what she did to be subjected to this. I hope the karmic taint washes off.

Hard to say, but you might be underestimating their hate for poors.

Do a lot of black and hispanic girls in LA get spray tans?

"He gets into a three-point stance......"

15.5 x 2 + 2 == 33 :)