Deep thinker; this guy.

Can I get ya another one?

Thank you.

I think my user name says it all.

Sideshow Bob: Mom and Dad always loved you more. They sent you to Clown College for 4 years!

No Deadspin Investigative to identify the chaps?

Good point. I hadnt considered a Dyson.

D-/C- So you'd rather be given a vacuum cleaner than a stripper pole?

.....and Scottish dudes in traditional garb.

How long is a beard suppose to last anyway? Long over due.

I dont know who Kathleen Hanna is, but she needs ritalin. That quote is all over the place. Take a deep breath and focus.

I'll agree there are things they "shouldnt" say, but I'll sooner be the Queen of England....

"Acceptable form of insult"? Seriously? Like there's some sort of honor code? One that avoids sexism? Dodai, put your feet back on the ground.

5 of 10. Thats gotta be a talent.

The tattoo artistry is about as fine as the subject matter. Nice work for $20.

I know we all agree that a victim should not be blamed for the clothing they wear, but I still maintain that if you wear a Smarties dress, I may have to come up a lick you.

Look man, it simple. Colleges and universities are schools, they arent semi-professional farm systems for professional sports leagues. The NBA and the NFL -should- set up their own minor-league systems much like the MLB has for a century+. But they dont, because that shit costs money and everybody loves money. The…

Too soon?