Pfft. Dodgers fans.

Hate you, Dodai.

I made it through several slides thinking this was some Coco Chanel line and, for the life of me, I couldnt figure out what the hell was going on. I finally realized it was "that chick". I support this line of clothing as a means of helping me quickly identify who to avoid spending time with.

...and yet no mention of "standing or sitting"? Maybe thats just a guy thing.

I think its pretty clear why you shudder and think that.

How are we suppose to make an informed decision? Huh?

So....next time she's gonna shove a tennis ball down my f'ing throat in tighty whiteys?

This. I am so confused. I dont see how the clamp-on affects anything to do with pants.

All this hand wringing about careers and industries and redefining movie roles and such seems a tad overdone. Its a movie. The world and the world of everyone associated will keep turning, dud or smashing success.

Over over under. Pie over cake. Dogs over cats. There can be no debate.

Uh. No. Thats not really always the case.

If its non-libelous, wouldnt it be fiction by definition?

I think we need a special ruling for Benji Molina.

"My career is like an artichoke."

Beyond hideous. They're doing all other races a serious favor.

So I suppose Dr Tom could say "I wouldnt touch her with Napoleon's penis" and....you know...actually mean it.

Stop.Wearing.Rosaries.AsJewelry.

Tricks on you, Deadspin. Mets are only a AAA team.

I use the French word for "pet" around my dog so that he cant understand what Im saying. Sneaky!

Zombies or couponers? Both!