Possibly the only compelling evidence of a benevloent god that Ive ever seen.

And now Troy Patton is conflicted because he wants to sleep with his half sister.

Holy crap. Eat a sandwich!

How should one feel about the thrill of having your picture taken with Erin Andrews arm-in-arm. Yet having that same picture taken while wearing black socks and Nike sandals?!?

Time to hang it up when you suck worse than those Mizou volleyall kids.

Darwin's Theory, while accurate, lacks pinpoint efficiency.

Because it would be weird if another wrestler died of the same heart attack. Moreso, if the same wrestler died of the same heart attack.

Homer, you set the makeup gun to whore.

The hidden cost of hiring Stu Scott is having to book a meeting hall twice the size you really need and then packing everyone in on the right half only.

Hideous abomination as compared to what? Tara Reid? I think not. Cut the kid some slack.

...and not because it's slow, boring and full of rich white guys? Hmph.

Lo mein at Stanford?

My soundtrack would be "Whole Lotta Shakin' Going On"

I love baseball, but screw them....thank you thank you thank you for that Clash vid.

I dont take joy in people getting hurt, but that's kinda badass in a karmic kind of way.

Favre can suck it. I have an unnatural level of attraction to Rachel Nichols.

I need a do-over on my youth.

Say uncle....Say uncle.....SAY UNCLE DAMMIT

Whats wrong with ripping off old logos and team colors?

Obviously, no sane baseball team is gonna let you sing the anthem without knowing if you can carry a tune or not.