I'll do a happy dance if it's Jamelle Hill.

Nice try AJ. There arent any prices on that Per Se menu - you cheap skate.

Closer.....no, no not THAT close.

/skips bush joke

Who the fuck watches Cubs games anyway?

In golf, it's great to shoot your age. While pitching, not so good a mark for your fastball.

Between this and that damned Thai cricket photo, Im now seriously confused about my sexuality. Screw yall. All of yall.

What are the odds that the stupidest thing Ive ever heard relate to a) cycling and b) France.....

T Read needs to learn the definition of "suicide squeeze", because it obviously wasnt one.

See....I fucking told you democracy was a bad idea.

Whats the difference between John Elway and Barbaro?

Chiming in: as a straight male, I care about your shoes and judge you for them just as much (well...maybe almost as much) as the 4 in 10 women. I also care about my own shoes and mentally dare women to try and keep up with me

What? No Ryan Howard guesses?

Id give her the best 4 seconds of my life.

SFW?!? WTF!?!

You're just f'f'f'foolin....right?

4.

So wait. You're telling me she didnt get the autograph after all?? Stupid bitch.

@SteveJeltzFan: I had the pleasure of meeting Mr Roberts a few years back at an All Star game. Got his autograph. He was kind and looked great. I was surprised by the news despite his age.

Im not one to be all uppity, but if you're fucking a girl with a boil on her tit......