Later that night, he showed her his slider.

Velez = vroom [/mccovey chronicles]

Those damn Leap Years in February will get ya every time.

Ive always privately snickered to myself at the name "Bernie Carbo". It sounds like a diet/excercize plan. I told my wife this and she looked at me with that look that says "I cant believe I married you". I didnt tell her my thoughts on Al Kaline.

Can we get Parliament to tack on to the bill that any foreign owners must also buy the Pittsurgh Pirates and Oakland Raiders?

"Dad is a Duke fan, Mommy is a Tar Heel"

Too much ring, not enough stripper wife.

If she 360s, she's facing you again.

Uhhhhh.....Will........Zito throws about as hard as your youngest nephew. You wrote a column built entirely off of that?!?

Where the white women at?

@Weed Against Speed: Their cause will flounder without sufficient facts to support them.

Please. They were just training for an Olympic Pairs Skating competition.

Duno? I sure as hell do.

I'd feel safe riding in a car with her and her friends. If she drives into a lake or river, aint no way Im drowning.

1,2,4,3.

Fortunately, I have a rule too - I never get autographs from world class douchebags.

AJ got scooped on his own email. How ESPN-ish.

Once upon a time, in a land you'd never admit to being in, a man brought an epic beard, an epic mouth and capable fists to a gun fight. The end.

Would love to see Deadspin's lawyer get claws-out-bitchy with Gloria Allred during an exchange for an interview request.

@Hustler of Culture: He looks like hell in a bikini??