Ah yes. He’s mad that trucks are parked in front of his property. The logical action is to render them immobile.

In more relevant news to 99% of us, I’m thinking about banning food from my car, as well. Some of my constituents (notably the upper middle class white people between the ages of 4 and 7) are complaining loudly about this, but as a compromise I’m thinking about altering the rule to state “All rides under 30 minutes…

The tendency of humans to empathize with lesser animals instead of other humans is disturbing.

So, it is currently an unknown variable.

Counterpoint: if it’s raining hard enough to turn on your wipers, sure would be nice if I could also see you/your lights. I don’t think this is a stupid law at all. Lack of enforcement, perhaps, is stupid.

Whatever law it is that allows GM to use reverse indicators as approach/departure lighting. That one is the stupidest.

Requiring alcohol to be stored outside of the passenger compartment.

They told him to land on Runway 28A, but the pilot thought they told him to land on “28, eh.”

New ad: “I’m super gorgeous, a 10/10, but I also have herpes. Love, Giulia”

There could have been a spider on the wheel. Fuck spiders.

Led Zeppelin “Fore!”

Better does not necessarily equal brighter in this case. A lot of it has to do with aim.

Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

He was just Russian to get back from lunch.

His suspension probably found the landing quite shocking.

show me on the beef where he touched you with the chalkboard.

BACK TO THE UNDERGROUND VOLCANO LAIR FOR ADDITIONAL PLANNING!

As a Canadian, let me get this straight...