Please clarify which one is kids and which is pets in your example.

Deep from the terrifying bowels of Mt Shitty Take; Geoffrey Redick appears.

“Let’s see what’s in the funbag today!”

Adam LaRoche to Sex Trafficker: “But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.”

He’s basically Schrodinger’s QB, we all have the same evidence but you can make equally convincing arguments to either side.

I hope you die in two of every fire.

Rousey went on to say that she wants her next fight to be a rematch with Holm.

The worst thing about the USB cord is even if you choose the right way the first time it’s not going in, so you flip it over and it’s wrong, then you check it and see you had it right the first time EVEN THOUGH IT WOULDN’T FUCKING GO IN!

I knew I shouldn’t have stapled all of that haunted bologna to that Bible and taught it how to speak. I am sorry everyone.

How far can you punt a football?

I’m having a hard time figuring out if this is an article about someone’s struggle to keep themself alive or was an ad for a Plant app....Either way, it was slow descent into madness and I’d like to purchase the movie rights.

I have been on the third page, second paragraph of Gravity’s Rainbow for exactly 1 year and 3 days now

More like #lastpost. RIP dude.

STOP BRAGGING IT’S NOT A GOOD LOOK

Christ, just cause you’re really good at these extremely difficult panda puzzles doesn’t mean you need to be a dick about it.

Find the fucking panda

Remember at the end of Romper Room, she would look through her Magic Mirror and say the rhyme and then call out all the kids that she saw in television land? "And I see Michael, and Sarah, and Lisa..." I was so sad that she never saw kathotdog.

This is Adequate Man, not I Spent $500 On Snow Tires And Probably Also Didn't Use Underwear As A Washcloth This Morning Man.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."