Machete? I would think a Florida State fan would have been sporting a rapier.

"There's nobody there for Alabama" - Every MENSA Meeting

I hope your entire head falls off.

THEY CAN ALL GET IN YOU FRIGGIN' CHOAD

Well at least he dived trying.

We have a few days yet until the 22nd, so expect many more stories about JFK's pre-assassination, foreshadowing activities, like his consulting with psychics in the Air Force One toilet, or receiving a heretofore unknown visit from the X-Men's Kitty Pryde during which she warned him how his impending assassination…

Makes you feel better I looked up the Ram's roster to see what position he played

Seyah Mailliw reportedly escaped the incident with no injuries.

GIVE IT A BRAKE ALLREADY!! You keep on dragon Richies name threw the mud. It says right in your story that she signed an AGREEMENT. She agreed that she liked what he did! Compleet nonstory..She probably told Richie to rub his junk on her so she could get pregnint, just another gravedigger looking for money!! We…

Although he's a complete dickwad and I don't want to defend anything he does (coming from a Dolphin fan), I gotta defend the gym shorts.

Oh Jesus Christ!! A Pro-Bowl all-world NFL offensive lineman wants to go out and blow off some steam and everyone starts acting like a bunch of pussies about it! Give me a fucking break!!! There was probably black music on at that bar saying Ninja this and Ninja that. Oh Paleaseeeee!! Where was Martin in that video…

Please turn off your computer and walk into the ocean until you are taken away by crushing darkness.

Werthers Originals are caramel not butterscotch

39. Weirdo sugar-wad in orange wax paper

I do think college football player are exploited on some level. However, the ones who are exploited are the top 10 or so players on each of the teams. Those guys bring in the fans and garner media recognition, and thus bring in the money. The others get free education (though they rarely select a degree worth…

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"Fuck the Browns."

You should really work on proofreading your comments, guy.