This brave, disabled sprinter then went home and shot his bitch 4 times through the doggy door.

No thermal paste probably not an issue if you're using the stock fan that comes with an Intel chip. The last two I've built had thermal paste built into the fan/heatsink assembly, so you had some when you put that in. If I remember, the intel instructions even specifically said not to put any paste between the CPU and…

I know modern Intel CPU's and their stock cooler come with it pre-applied, as do some aftermarket coolers. I'm fairly certain that if there was no thermal paste at all, you'd have noticed by now!

The first rule of CrossFit is you do not stop talking about CrossFit.

Well, Bosh was also locked in a freezer by two kids in a kitchen, so it's not like it's hard to embarrass him.

"Imagine a soup whose recipe is based upon local fishing statistics. Or a pizza with ingredients inspired by a city's ethnic demographics..."

Yeah...but what would I have done with the other minute and a half? I'm not a machine.

Tim Marchman: Donald Sterling using the n-word.
Tommy Craggs: Pass.
Tim: Donald Sterling talking about paying for sex.
Craggs: Pass.
Tim: Donald Sterling calling Magic Johnson an Uncle Tom.
Craggs: Pass.
Tim: Donald Sterling threatening to murder Adam Silver.
Craggs: Pass.
Tim: Donald Sterling talking about that one time he…

You're thinking of the V2 rocketpop.

If you throw up, keep it in your mouth and swallow it so there's no mess. I did this once so I wouldn't get kicked out and it was horrible.

Watch your back, Snowden. Boxers have long memories.

He doesn't. But he sure as hell has the ability to process discomfort and fear.

Barbarism.

NBA Player: [Takes a swing at his opponent]

First to arrive at the Pistorius home: Dr. Johan Stipp.

No offense, Drew, but your hand looks like a hobbit foot. Hmm, maybe that is offensive. Sorry.

Dayton, here. Not a fucking clue.

Haim is 3 sisters who have songs that sound like they belong in the 1980s. The part of the 80s that wasn't good enough to make it onto a John Hughes soundtrack.

Hello fellow Columbus...ite? Haim is an alternative rock group comprised of 3 girls from California. I don't get why they're so hated in so many states including ours, but my guess would be that their song "The Wire" is severely overplayed. CD 102.5 literally plays it once every half hour, it seems. I personally like…