Agreed. It's a much different issue for a defensive lineman than it would be for say a wide receiver. Hines Ward went hard on every play. Randy Moss routinely took plays off and didn't give a shit. Who was the better player?

Calzones are pointless. They're just pizza thats harder to eat. No one likes them. Good day sir.

Then scroll downward, you fucking retard.

I'm also hopeful that the new comment system will regulate your amateur internet bitching with it. Seeing as how 200 more people found that joke funny than agreed with your comment, you should probably get used to it.

If you don't like the comments on this site, I'm surprised you even like the site at all. If off-color jokes offend your puritanical sensibilities, then you have come to the wrong place.

So she's quickly adapted from being visibly disappointed and disgusted, to throwing in the towel, giving up, and faking satisfaction. That's nothing new. Every woman I've ever slept with does that.

I hate myself for laughing at that.

Figures Rice couldn't manage more than 3 yards on this carry

Uh...

"If that's what she does to his face, imagine what she'd do to his kibble and bits," Jay Leno said to his empty, pitch black living room at 4:44 a.m.

Somebody murdered my brother. Now, I'm seeking vengeance the only way I know how: by taking local businesses to task for not salting the stairs out front of their establishments and putting the health and safety of their customers at risk. Have you been hurt in a fall? Fuckin' call me, bra.

Rape Summit.

Pictured: Three small weiners

sanc-ti-mo-ni-ous (adj.)

I ain't gon lie, I'd drink it all.
I don't give a fuck!
Gettin superpowers like a mudderknuckin b0ss.
Yellin mudjuhkruppers to death, like a real OG.

That's wassup!

"AHHHHHH!!!!"
You ded!
"AHAHAHAAAAHH!"
You also ded!
"AH AH AH HAA HAAAAHA!"
Dropping nigs left and right!

What a difference a day can make:

"I'm not a bigot! I'm not bi-anything! That's fucking disgusting!"